"Those that doubt me suck cock by choice."

I love perfume. I quake before perfume counters. Those girls behind the counters are more perfect than supermodels. Perfectly coiffed and respectably accented as they impeccably pronounce "parfum." The patience of saints, as they repeatedly hand you sachets of coffee to sniff.

There are apparently some shops where they toss together a customer's favourite scents in a bottle.

ginger
A1 steak sauce
pipe ash
scotch
petrol
shoe polish

I obviously grew up shining shoes in a private gentlemen's club near an Agip.

Back to the perfume; must find a shop that shall accept my challenge.