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April 20, 2007

Bra As Machine

Ipex, Upex

We don’t know about you, but we thought something touted as the world’s most technologically advanced bra would have some sort of radio transmitter (nothing to do with amplification or oscillation, we promise), or at the very least a flash drive (seeing as we have a lot to back up), and we cannot wait for a Smart Bra of nanobots* that reconfigure according to circumstances (and maybe even some pomp).

*with complementary carrying case

2 comments:

Amichai said...

what I can't believe, if this is the most advanced bra, how long it's taken the undergarment clothing scientists to come up with a bra that fully covers the nipple - as is advertised on the site. i figured that'd be something they'd figure out early on.

daniel said...

Hmm... i think we need to spend some time analysing this.

We need photographic evidence!